On a discussion of the Wickstead Park ride descriptions
Son:Daddy, Daddy! Look at the diagonal bracing on the torsion rods!
Father:Aye, son. But not just that - I think you'll find on descending the six-lane slide that the rolled steel joists have been galvanised for protection.
Son:Brilliaaaant!
Father:Aye. But make sure to hold tight to the aluminium angle-supported saftey rail while you ascend the staircase, son, or you'll fall, and the pigment flowing forth from your cracked head certainly won't enhance your appearance.
